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Everybody here wants a piece of The Rob$tar
I always pack a 45' and a backpack Bazooka
Gotta check my bling, golden guns and Diamond rings (Yeah)
Who the man, who the man boy?
Oh yeah that's right, ME!!!!!
Let's fight you peasant, here's your present
Cause I'm guna own you
You aint Robotnik, you're just a Pee-Wee Herman clones
Who likes to molester, innocent boys and animals (Ewww)
Gotta get that through your cranium
You're guna die in a minute fool.
Nevertheless, never to fall, your death, inevitable
Not a proper challenge, just a pitiful sack of felons (melons?)
Physical attack inflicting super effective damage
My boot, your face, toe sandwich
Survival of the fittest baby, this is simply business
You aint a titan man, just a little kitten
People will be smitten when the rappitty raps be spitted
The end is nigh, lay down and die pathetic super villans
(Hook)
Give me light, give me strength
Give me true salvation
Lying in the sand, covert operation
Many foes have fallen victim to my buster blade man
I'ma beat the final level and get paid
Give me light, give me strength
Give me true salvation
Lying in the sand, covert operation
Many foes have fallen victim to my buster blade man
I'ma beat the final level and get paid
(Kordlyss lyrics lost to the sand of time)
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Call of Duty: Ghosts
02:52
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(Hook)
Call of Duty Ghosts, Call of Duty Ghosts
Who’s stupid ass do I gotta kill the most?
I’m playing Call of Duty Ghosts, Call of Duty Ghosts
Who’s stupid ass do I gotta kill the most?
(Verse 1)
We’ll it’s about that time. The end of the day (oh)
It’s time to go home and play my game
I got my console, P-P-P-PS4
I’m so excited like I’m watching Pawn (oh)
I’m very hungry so I made me some pop-corn
A coca-cola and a bottle of alcohol
Don’t need no girlfriend, internet or television
I got a real bad Call of Duty crack addiction
(Hook)
Call of Duty Ghosts, Call of Duty Ghosts
Who’s stupid ass do I gotta kill the most?
I’m playing Call of Duty Ghosts, Call of Duty Ghosts
Who’s stupid ass do I gotta kill the most? x2
Ok what irritates me most is when I jump online
I’m getting owned by a noob who sounds like he’s only 9
I send him a message via XBOX Live
“Go f*** yourself dude” The little shit replied
Better Back Down bitch, I gotta killstreak
Love it every time you lose to me
Stop! Obliterate noobs
Laughing fits when your ass goes ‘boom’
German Sheppard we on the move
Hide in the bush, yeah we your doom
Pull out my knife, ready to strike.
‘BOOM!!!’ Killed by an Airstrike :
Nothing can stop me I’m running around
Glocking my gat as I jump to the ground
Summon my jets and we bombing this town
Try not to hide coz your ass will be found
Somewhat a clown, you are a tool
Try to defeat me man you are a fool
This is the plan? Yeah - cool!!!
Go back to class - you will be schooled
I cannot fathom the fact that you really suck
I leave your body all battered and bloodied up
All of the ladies they know-know what is up
Advance Warfare, fork – out ----- another hundred bux
(Hook)
Call of Duty Ghosts, Call of Duty Ghosts
Who’s stupid ass do I gotta kill the most?
I’m playing Call of Duty Ghosts, Call of Duty Ghosts
Who’s stupid ass do I gotta kill the most? x2
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Disney (Feat. MC JB)
03:33
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When I was a kid
Copped a copy of Lion King
Programmed my mind
Now I'm trapped inside of a dream
Wreck-It-Ralph, Sugar Rush, Glitched out Musafa
Scar, Jaffa or the dude from Mulan
Come and ride my magic carpet over Agrabah
Princess Jasmine (Uh-la-la)
Get her drunk on a beach (Yo-ho-ho)
Sesh up a cone with my bro Jack Sparrow
Know that Disney control your kids
You are the slave and they are the Beast
Evil corporation, negativity
Buster Sword straight to the knees
I'm like a saviour, fight like Tarzan
Beat up Captain Hook witht he bro Peter Pan yo
Get my kicks from the Sword and the Stone
Though Lady and the Tramp be the best in the world (Oh)
(Hook)
Disney films control your mind
Saw High School musical a hundred times
Don't you see man, don't be be blind
I cried when Bambi's mother died
Disney films control your mind
Saw High School musical a hundred times
Don't you see man, don't be be blind
I cried when Bambi's mother died
(MC JB's lyrics lost to the Sands of Time)
(Hook)
Disney films control your mind
Saw High School musical a hundred times
Don't you see man, don't be be blind
I cried when Bambi's mother died
Disney films control your mind
Saw High School musical a hundred times
Don't you see man, don't be be blind
I cried when Bambi's mother died
I'm the stereotypical bad guy
Hot like Hades and cool like Malificent
Cruella De Vil, evil indefinite
Just like Ursula damn magnificent
I am the witch that be at your front door
Give you an apple, you die kill the drawl's
Watching the Hunchback, Quasimodo
Love my girls when they super evil
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Ho ho ho It's Christmas time
Whatcha guna get son, Street Fighter 5?
Nah ma I want something new
And not another sequel to Modern Warfare 2
I want something good, I want something great
And not another stupid frikkin PS3
Look under the tree, it saz 'Robstar'
Open up my prezzy, what the hell is Starcraft?
It's just incredible
Say word?
Are you incredible?
Hell yeah!
I'm guna kick your ass at Starcraft
It's just incredible
Say word?
Are you incredible?
Hell yeah!
I'm guna kick your ass at Starcraft
(Hook)
No more Zerglings, no more Drones
Yeah that's right noob your ass is through
No more bases, no more cash
Just like The Hulk your face I'll smash
No more GG, GLHF
Not guna stop till the queen is dead
Oh yeah got me some tanks
Siege em up then kick your ass
Got a stack full of Medivacs, full of Marines
I'll drop em on your base then kill your Queens
Keep the pressure on with my blue flame Hellions
Stimpack my men then send your ass to hell again
Noob you're a fool for facing me
I am a bronze so please 'GG'
It's just incredible
Say word?
Are you incredible?
Hell yeah!
I'm guna kick your ass at Starcraft
It's just incredible
Say word?
Are you incredible?
Hell yeah!
I'm guna kick your ass at Starcraft
(Hook)
No more Zerglings, no more Drones
Yeah that's right noob your ass is through
No more bases, no more cash
Just like The Hulk your face I'll smash
No more GG, GLHF
Not guna stop till the queen is dead
(Jade)
I join a game, I go the Zerg
Baneling landmines and they hide in the dirt
No more Marines, no more Thors
That's right baby your armies no more
Crazy Baneling hits, I'll blow your Vikings to bits
Try and nuke me you'll miss
And then I'll go Mutalisk
(Hook)
No more Zerglings, no more Drones
Yeah that's right noob your ass is through
No more bases, no more cash
Just like The Hulk your face I'll smash
No more GG, GLHF
Not guna stop till the queen is dead
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Victory Road
02:36
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Chilling with my homies on a Sunday afternoon
I got no cash and I'm feeling really 'Blue'
Ask my momma if she'll give me a loan
Without any hesitation she replied "Hell no"
So I search my room for any hidden cash
Found a pot of gold now I'm in a dash
To get the game I wanted for Christmas
Pokemon Black for the DS
Feeling like a boss as I entered the store
I got more green on me than a Bulbasaur
I walk up to the counter and I say "What's up?"
"Here's ten bux now give me my Pokemon"
I take i back home to my girl she saz
"What the hell is this Pokemon crap?"
Girl are you stupid? Or just plain retarded?
OMG my Metapod just used 'Harden'
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Enter the game
My levels maxed out
Here comes the pain
Call me Brock Lesnar
4 foot 5 give you an F5
Battle upgrade immune to fire
But it really doesn't matter
Coz I got my noble steed
Yeah he's a donkey
Take my ass, fulfill my quest
Then hopefully get some Christmas cash
Back it up, back it up there shady
Jackass vet like Stev-O crazy
Boss battle royale
Got my sword I got from killing cattle
Level 54 yo
Check my stats
Ain't it impressive?
Now I'm off to save a princess
Robstar, Kordlyss, we guna damage yo boiii!!!!!!!
(Hook)
Fight stage, knife blade
Realm of The Knight Age
Fight stage, knife blade
Realm of The Knight Age
Fight stage, knife blade
Realm of The Knight Age
Fight stage, knife blade
Realm of The Knight Age
(Kordlyss lyrics lost to the sands of time)
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(Rob$tar)
When it comes to pirates man
I think of those Somalian dudes
Hijack your boat man
And they be stealing all of your loot
Just like the movie with the bro Tom Hanks
Where he was kidnapped by some black pirate terrorists
Another pirate I know about is Cervantes
Face me on Soul Calibur 4
Crap your undies
With a botty AK-47 raised real high
Make you walk the plank and then I laugh when you die 'haha'
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The Rob$tar Hamilton, New Zealand
The Rob$tar is an Award Winning Crap Rapper/Nerdcore artist hailing from NEW
ZEALAND.
What started off as a joke, turned into an even bigger joke.
Instead of rapping about bitches and hoes, The Rob$tar raps about video games, movies and the inability to get laid.
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