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StargazeR

by The Rob$tar

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Fall Out Guy I really love the Disney track. Had me bobbing my head from start to finish. Favorite track: Disney (Feat. MC JB).
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Everybody here wants a piece of The Rob$tar I always pack a 45' and a backpack Bazooka Gotta check my bling, golden guns and Diamond rings (Yeah) Who the man, who the man boy? Oh yeah that's right, ME!!!!! Let's fight you peasant, here's your present Cause I'm guna own you You aint Robotnik, you're just a Pee-Wee Herman clones Who likes to molester, innocent boys and animals (Ewww) Gotta get that through your cranium You're guna die in a minute fool. Nevertheless, never to fall, your death, inevitable Not a proper challenge, just a pitiful sack of felons (melons?) Physical attack inflicting super effective damage My boot, your face, toe sandwich Survival of the fittest baby, this is simply business You aint a titan man, just a little kitten People will be smitten when the rappitty raps be spitted The end is nigh, lay down and die pathetic super villans (Hook) Give me light, give me strength Give me true salvation Lying in the sand, covert operation Many foes have fallen victim to my buster blade man I'ma beat the final level and get paid Give me light, give me strength Give me true salvation Lying in the sand, covert operation Many foes have fallen victim to my buster blade man I'ma beat the final level and get paid (Kordlyss lyrics lost to the sand of time)
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(Hook) Call of Duty Ghosts, Call of Duty Ghosts Who’s stupid ass do I gotta kill the most? I’m playing Call of Duty Ghosts, Call of Duty Ghosts Who’s stupid ass do I gotta kill the most? (Verse 1) We’ll it’s about that time. The end of the day (oh) It’s time to go home and play my game I got my console, P-P-P-PS4 I’m so excited like I’m watching Pawn (oh) I’m very hungry so I made me some pop-corn A coca-cola and a bottle of alcohol Don’t need no girlfriend, internet or television I got a real bad Call of Duty crack addiction (Hook) Call of Duty Ghosts, Call of Duty Ghosts Who’s stupid ass do I gotta kill the most? I’m playing Call of Duty Ghosts, Call of Duty Ghosts Who’s stupid ass do I gotta kill the most? x2 Ok what irritates me most is when I jump online I’m getting owned by a noob who sounds like he’s only 9 I send him a message via XBOX Live “Go f*** yourself dude” The little shit replied Better Back Down bitch, I gotta killstreak Love it every time you lose to me Stop! Obliterate noobs Laughing fits when your ass goes ‘boom’ German Sheppard we on the move Hide in the bush, yeah we your doom Pull out my knife, ready to strike. ‘BOOM!!!’ Killed by an Airstrike : Nothing can stop me I’m running around Glocking my gat as I jump to the ground Summon my jets and we bombing this town Try not to hide coz your ass will be found Somewhat a clown, you are a tool Try to defeat me man you are a fool This is the plan? Yeah - cool!!! Go back to class - you will be schooled I cannot fathom the fact that you really suck I leave your body all battered and bloodied up All of the ladies they know-know what is up Advance Warfare, fork – out ----- another hundred bux (Hook) Call of Duty Ghosts, Call of Duty Ghosts Who’s stupid ass do I gotta kill the most? I’m playing Call of Duty Ghosts, Call of Duty Ghosts Who’s stupid ass do I gotta kill the most? x2
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When I was a kid Copped a copy of Lion King Programmed my mind Now I'm trapped inside of a dream Wreck-It-Ralph, Sugar Rush, Glitched out Musafa Scar, Jaffa or the dude from Mulan Come and ride my magic carpet over Agrabah Princess Jasmine (Uh-la-la) Get her drunk on a beach (Yo-ho-ho) Sesh up a cone with my bro Jack Sparrow Know that Disney control your kids You are the slave and they are the Beast Evil corporation, negativity Buster Sword straight to the knees I'm like a saviour, fight like Tarzan Beat up Captain Hook witht he bro Peter Pan yo Get my kicks from the Sword and the Stone Though Lady and the Tramp be the best in the world (Oh) (Hook) Disney films control your mind Saw High School musical a hundred times Don't you see man, don't be be blind I cried when Bambi's mother died Disney films control your mind Saw High School musical a hundred times Don't you see man, don't be be blind I cried when Bambi's mother died (MC JB's lyrics lost to the Sands of Time) (Hook) Disney films control your mind Saw High School musical a hundred times Don't you see man, don't be be blind I cried when Bambi's mother died Disney films control your mind Saw High School musical a hundred times Don't you see man, don't be be blind I cried when Bambi's mother died I'm the stereotypical bad guy Hot like Hades and cool like Malificent Cruella De Vil, evil indefinite Just like Ursula damn magnificent I am the witch that be at your front door Give you an apple, you die kill the drawl's Watching the Hunchback, Quasimodo Love my girls when they super evil
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Ho ho ho It's Christmas time Whatcha guna get son, Street Fighter 5? Nah ma I want something new And not another sequel to Modern Warfare 2 I want something good, I want something great And not another stupid frikkin PS3 Look under the tree, it saz 'Robstar' Open up my prezzy, what the hell is Starcraft? It's just incredible Say word? Are you incredible? Hell yeah! I'm guna kick your ass at Starcraft It's just incredible Say word? Are you incredible? Hell yeah! I'm guna kick your ass at Starcraft (Hook) No more Zerglings, no more Drones Yeah that's right noob your ass is through No more bases, no more cash Just like The Hulk your face I'll smash No more GG, GLHF Not guna stop till the queen is dead Oh yeah got me some tanks Siege em up then kick your ass Got a stack full of Medivacs, full of Marines I'll drop em on your base then kill your Queens Keep the pressure on with my blue flame Hellions Stimpack my men then send your ass to hell again Noob you're a fool for facing me I am a bronze so please 'GG' It's just incredible Say word? Are you incredible? Hell yeah! I'm guna kick your ass at Starcraft It's just incredible Say word? Are you incredible? Hell yeah! I'm guna kick your ass at Starcraft (Hook) No more Zerglings, no more Drones Yeah that's right noob your ass is through No more bases, no more cash Just like The Hulk your face I'll smash No more GG, GLHF Not guna stop till the queen is dead (Jade) I join a game, I go the Zerg Baneling landmines and they hide in the dirt No more Marines, no more Thors That's right baby your armies no more Crazy Baneling hits, I'll blow your Vikings to bits Try and nuke me you'll miss And then I'll go Mutalisk (Hook) No more Zerglings, no more Drones Yeah that's right noob your ass is through No more bases, no more cash Just like The Hulk your face I'll smash No more GG, GLHF Not guna stop till the queen is dead
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Victory Road 02:36
Chilling with my homies on a Sunday afternoon I got no cash and I'm feeling really 'Blue' Ask my momma if she'll give me a loan Without any hesitation she replied "Hell no" So I search my room for any hidden cash Found a pot of gold now I'm in a dash To get the game I wanted for Christmas Pokemon Black for the DS Feeling like a boss as I entered the store I got more green on me than a Bulbasaur I walk up to the counter and I say "What's up?" "Here's ten bux now give me my Pokemon" I take i back home to my girl she saz "What the hell is this Pokemon crap?" Girl are you stupid? Or just plain retarded? OMG my Metapod just used 'Harden'
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Enter the game My levels maxed out Here comes the pain Call me Brock Lesnar 4 foot 5 give you an F5 Battle upgrade immune to fire But it really doesn't matter Coz I got my noble steed Yeah he's a donkey Take my ass, fulfill my quest Then hopefully get some Christmas cash Back it up, back it up there shady Jackass vet like Stev-O crazy Boss battle royale Got my sword I got from killing cattle Level 54 yo Check my stats Ain't it impressive? Now I'm off to save a princess Robstar, Kordlyss, we guna damage yo boiii!!!!!!! (Hook) Fight stage, knife blade Realm of The Knight Age Fight stage, knife blade Realm of The Knight Age Fight stage, knife blade Realm of The Knight Age Fight stage, knife blade Realm of The Knight Age (Kordlyss lyrics lost to the sands of time)
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(Rob$tar) When it comes to pirates man I think of those Somalian dudes Hijack your boat man And they be stealing all of your loot Just like the movie with the bro Tom Hanks Where he was kidnapped by some black pirate terrorists Another pirate I know about is Cervantes Face me on Soul Calibur 4 Crap your undies With a botty AK-47 raised real high Make you walk the plank and then I laugh when you die 'haha'
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about

3 years have passed since the Greatest Crap Rapper began his musical quest. Now he returns with an all new masterpiece.....

Ladies and Vagrants, I present to you, 'STARGAZER'

This album is probably my most collaborative and experimental work to date collaborating with a series of Hip-hop and Nerdcore artists from around the United States.

I dedicate this album to my Mother, the most important woman in my life at the moment..... For gods sake, DON'T listen to this album Mum!!!!!!!

I would like to thank Jolene Rose, Boo, Jim Morrison, Russell Brand, Fall Out Boy, The Wu Tang Clan, Avatar Korra, Yukiko Amagi, Jade, Shankaa, REDNAVAL, Kordlyss, Joel and JB for inspiring this festering turd of a record.

Yeah I can't think of anything else to say........ HAIL THE ROB$TAR!!!!!

Featuring:

Kordlyss - kordlyss.bandcamp.com
MC JB - www.youtube.com/user/mcjbandfriends
Jade - www.facebook.com/JadeRoseBrowne?ref=ts&fref=ts
JoelWhoKillz - www.youtube.com/user/JoelWhoKillz
Shankaa - www.youtube.com/user/DTSHANKA
REDNAVAL - www.youtube.com/user/impalerthemonarch
The Rob$tar - www.youtube.com/user/wabanunu2

Peace out bitches!!!!!!!

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released October 31, 2014

All Tracks produced by The Rob$tar.

Except for 'Disney' Produced by JB, and 'Pirates' Produced by Joel.

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The Rob$tar Hamilton, New Zealand

The Rob$tar is an Award Winning Crap Rapper/Nerdcore artist hailing from NEW ZEALAND.

What started off as a joke, turned into an even bigger joke.

Instead of rapping about bitches and hoes, The Rob$tar raps about video games, movies and the inability to get laid.
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