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#OtakuQuest

by The Rob$tar

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1.
(Verse 1) Listen to me, this power was given to me Travelling worlds, making new friends Preventing the end (uh) Making that sacrifice, eradicating heartless Carnage, won't give in to the darkness My true desire is to be united With the ones that I love, they we're taken away from me Lost then found, the time is now Better come and get a piece of my keyblade clown (ho) Never did know, that kid with the fro Would eventually dethrone All the heartless foes Come along slow poke, upgrade my fo-fo Get an umbrella for the weather, there's a storm Better no! Hit em up (oh) Summon mickey mouse, ass whoopin' fo'sho This is the story of kingdom hearts The third instalment, let us star!!! (Chorus) Open your heart and true desire Open your dreams and make your wish come true Kingdom, Kingdom Hearts Kingdom, Kingdom Hearts Kingdom, Kingdom Hearts (Verse 2) Let's take it back to the very beginning I made a couple good friends, Like Don n goofy huh I truly swear I'd do it all again. Fight alongside simba n friends Some of the people think that this game is only for young ones No - Give it a chance, it might light and charm us Ho! stay calm son, This is karma Backhand the smart ass is the answer Gathering loot, knocking boots by the regular Pass the controller I'm the perfect competitor Squall is all that, Cloud is all that, Pete stepping to me is where you took your fall at Don't forget I'm a certified master Come against me, that's a disaster 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 I am the King on Kingdom Hearts (oh) (Chorus) Open your heart and true desire Open your dreams and make your wish come true Kingdom, Kingdom Hearts Kingdom, Kingdom Hearts Kingdom, Kingdom Hearts
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(Verse 1) From the moon at night, to the sun in the sky Been rockin' pokemon since the tender age of nine Save up my cash, for a new 3ds And then trade in my games and my old school ds Haha! I'm like hella excited Gotta show my skills with animal violence Silence, bring your gameboy with you Use my Rayquaza 2 annihilate you (Chorus) Close your eyes I can see the glory Like the sun & moon from a Johto story I know you can help me travel the world I know you can help me travel the world (Verse 2) Got me a gameshark, yeah I play hard Beat you wit my Level 100, shiny, magma Travel around, Alola region and find Many new pokemon, all will be mine Capture and battle, like a poacher Come into my line of sight, yeah it's over Domo arigato, to the Japanese 4 providing me, 20 years of happy memories (Oh) (Chorus) Close your eyes I can see the glory Like the sun & moon from a Johto story I know you can help me travel the world I know you can help me travel the world Close your eyes I can see the glory Like the sun & moon from a Johto story I know you can help me travel the world I know you can help me travel the world
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(Verse 1) Yeah I played this shit religiously on playstation 2 Yukiko was my girlfriend and Chie too I tore through the dungeons with my Super Persona Play it on my Vita when I'm bored on the sofa And don't be trippin when my homie Kanji, unleash the beast Reduce your team to quiche And don't be frontin when I solve the murder I gotta go to school now with Hanamura (Chorus) Feel the pain Close your eyes Hear my cries Now - Persona Feel the pain Close your eyes Hear my cries Now - Persona (Verse 2) Got my battlescars, level up, teddy never shuts up Back to the meet up place in the middle of a mall (Junes) And when we ready, jump into the tv, battle hulk hogan, knock him down like a sissy Max stats, max charm, will I ever have enough? motivation to ask out Naoto Crash course the game like grand theft auto Dojima be back in a minute, on my scooter ponto (Chorus) Feel the pain Close your eyes Hear my cries Now - Persona Feel the pain Close your eyes Hear my cries Now - Persona
4.
Splatoon Rap 02:41
(Verse 1) Here we go now, It's about time Splatfest is here for the final time And I'm really kinda bummed, but I really gotta try to get my grove on That's right baby, splatroller Never forget to charge the controller Gather up some points like a total baller Dance like a boss, get drunk on cola Here comes a storm and here comes the pain Paintbrush the haters yes they are lame Pick another perk then enter the stage Now all the honeys be calling my name Hold up girl that's straight up fire Lovin every minute like 'Liar Liar' Splatfest for the final time Team Marie this win is mine (Chorus) It is the time to take on And then break every bone And then use up a storm (Splatfest) We're guna camp in the corner Coz you know we wana (Splatfest) (Verse 2) Hit that, pick that digital flow Flop around the place on top of ur skull Moray towers yeah we want mo How many kills you got? Only four Upgrade, upgrade, spend that cash Back to the lobby, gotta kick some ass Here's a couple things you gotta think about How many clowns I'ma think about, takin out Bakka, bakka, bakka, I'll be going chewbacca Splattershot king, like a stone cold stunner Going hardcore like a squid Obama Smack that booty, go and cry to yo mama The final testament, yeah the final call Bring on the party and the bring on the brawl Let's start this night like a dance party ball I'ma knock your team down like I'm knockin down a door (Chorus) It is the time to take on And then break every bone And then use up a storm (Splatfest) We're guna camp in the corner Coz you know we wana (Splatfest) It is the time to take on And then break every bone And then use up a storm (Splatfest) We're guna camp in the corner Coz you know we wana (Splatfest)
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(Verse 1) Better make yourself comfortable and charge up the game pad Got a bottle of coke and i'm really excited!!! Feeling hella good, coz I traded in some crappy g"ames Whatchu got Rob?" Nothin good but, XENOBLADE!!! Turn on the Wii U, travel up and down I'ma do the macarena in my mecha suit now Whoa there pal!! slow down dontchu know? That's a level 20 monster and he's guna rip your bumhole (Chorus) Xenoblade, my god don'tchu know that's the greatest game ever on the wii u bro If you really gotta know you gotta take it slow to enjoy the sights of the beautiful world (Verse 2) Skyrim? Forget it! Mira's where it's at Climb to the top of the mountain, and then drive off like a jet. I'm like Shulk, courageous, bold and handsome "Your character is a girl? That's fantastic" Every time that a monster comes my way I lay the smackdown Gathering resources like a baller, who the boss now? Time flies by, when you rock around new l.a Lookin for booty in my pimped out skell (ay!!) (Chorus) Xenoblade, my god don'tchu know that's the greatest game ever on the wii u bro If you really gotta know you gotta take it slow to enjoy the sights of the beautiful world
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(Verse 1) Let's play some super smash Picked Bayonetta because of her ass And the first thing I want you to know, I'm not really good, so I'm not guna gloat You wana come and pick a fight? Then fight my Kirby, I'lll lose all night Choose Charizard then spam A button Charge all the foes then hope I knock um Lil Mac? Who the hell is that? Princess Zelda, that's where it's at (OH) Choose Pikachu, with a thunderbolt attack Charge off the side then fall to my death You must know, that I really blow Look at my skills, oh man they dope Give it up for my bowser one more time Oh he OP? Oh yeah! All right (Chorus) Smash, Smash, Smash Let's Dance, dance, dance, dance Mega Man you come on (Let's get it on) I love my Wii Fit Fit Trainer, Lucina and Falco All night long (Verse 2) Ohayo Gozaimasu Wake up in the mornin Practice with Samus Fight Ike and Robin O.M.G It's Cloud my G From FF7, as a dlc I'm too cheap to buy that stuff I'll emulate instead, yeah wut!! I'm ready to fight online And if I lose i'll blame it on the lag I don't like PacMan, why? Because he such a cheapy swine Now let me use that dude from xenoblade I know he's good Now come and spank me with your baseballbat Like Ganon would (oh) (Chorus) Smash, Smash, Smash Let's Dance, dance, dance, dance Mega Man you come on (Let's get it on) I love my Wii Fit Fit Trainer, Lucina and Falco All night long
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(Verse 1) When the game began I was, somewhat of a novice I didn't have a sword, I'd probably die easily to be honest But I chose to persevere, level up and do my grind Soloing the dungeons by myself, like all the time But I never really understood, what it meant to be in a party With the life of another person, in my palm was kinda dodgy But nevertheless, all the sacrifices we have made To stand up tall and fight the fight to reach the top of sword art online (Chorus) Baby, I'm going totally crazy I'll sacrifice everything to say I want you Baby, I'm going totally crazy I'll sacrifice anything to say I love you OoooOoOoOohoooooo, Asuna (Verse 2) 2 years have passed now I'm strong enough to soldier on Found a girl to share my life with, asuna you make me whole Oh! Here we go, time to fight the level boss Acrobatic movements at the speed of light, incredible. Gotta reach the top or spend forever in this death game Hell no, what ever! Sacrifice everything, escape into the real world We will be united and together we will free them all (Chorus) Baby, I'm going totally crazy I'll sacrifice everything to say I want you Baby, I'm going totally crazy I'll sacrifice anything to say I love you OoooOoOoOohoooooo, Asuna
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(Verse 1) I know you’re a princess, your momma don’t approve. Neither does your bodyguard but I think it’s really cool Actin the fool, day and night Levellin up for every battle we fight I got the power, Summon Buhamit, Just like McDonalds you know that you lovit Supersonic man (oh) Sword swag-tasic Annihilate fools (Trance!) Mr Fantasic I wana see that pretty little face And I really believe that this must be fate Swing my sword, fulfil your dreams I bet my sword makes you really really wet with perspiration, Time is wastin I dream about you every night! Naked! I’m a thief but you stole my heart I’ll show you the ways to bring the kingdom back on it’s path (Chorus) Sayonara to another lover Sayonara to another lover Dagger please, give me a chance Together we can beat emerald-weapon Sayonara to another lover Sayonara to another lover Grand slam, slam dunk Badass dude like cm punk (Verse 2) Even when the going gets tough Battling fiends and I dream for royalty love Or a hug, chuck a potion to heal you up Like a gift from the heavens, or anime club (aye) Who got the charm? Love it every time you do that victory dance Blast! There goes your ass Eliminate the competition, Real fast Never did you know, never did you believe that A monkey like me would save your royal boomay (oh!) Like the day we met The day I did my first kidnap Forget about cloud and squall and them Remember that Zidane be your man Without you babe I’m so depressed Now let’s fulfil your destiny (Chorus) Sayonara to another lover Sayonara to another lover Dagger please, give me a chance Together we can beat emerald-weapon Sayonara to another lover Sayonara to another lover Grand slam, slam dunk Badass dude like cm punk (Verse 3) - Ise Trey Its z to the i to the d-a-n-e. Swag so smooth, so you know I got that XP. Been in the game since two damn thousand. Talk so smooth I make every girl fountain. But nah, that's not me. I want you baby. You the one and only lady. (i swear) Steiner talks big, but he ain't really shit. Vivi never talks, he knows you're my chick. Come on Garnet you can sing with me. I'm so damn impressive, I won't beg and plead. Big long tail and a couple of daggers. Let me get you swoon and force out purs. Grab that controller, go ahead just sit. Everyone knows I eventually get tit. I'm the best protagionist since I stack that crit. Cuz pretty damn soon I' (Chorus) Sayonara to another lover Sayonara to another lover Dagger please, give me a chance Together we can beat emerald-weapon Sayonara to another lover Sayonara to another lover Grand slam, slam dunk Badass dude like cm punk
9.
(Verse 1) I'm feeling pretty sad Like I just lost a friend Just heard that sick announcement That things have come to an end Just got me The Avengers And Elsa from Frozen Waiting for 4.0, man All I got was disappointment All we've been through And all we've done All the money I dumped Now u tell me, that this is it Now I have to buy, DIMENSIONS (Chorus) No-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (It cannot be) No-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Hell no) No-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Disney infinity man, has come to an end) (Verse 2) Down with the sickness Now outta business What I gotta do with the kids when they visit? Go outside and play in the trees? What the hell u think? That I'm a monkey/ Rather stay inside and play with vader Bobba fett your ass like space invaders Iron - man, all u haters Veronica's arrived, I'll see u laters haha feel the force, from luke skywalker to the mighty Thor Rocket racoon, we want some more I want Violet from incredibles Don't u dare tell me that this is the end Been waiting patiently for the lion king Raise your glass for a toast to the best Know that my friend I'll be here til the end (Chorus) No-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (It cannot be) No-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Hell no) No-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Disney infinity man, has come to an end)
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Rogue Galaxy 03:08
(Verse 1) When angels from heaven descend from the skies up above Just close your eyes Travel the world and discover adventure and love The ultimate prize Never had I imagine for one, that I would survive Take a chance, take my hand There is nothing to fear, it's the time of your life (Chorus) Destiny, heavily shrouded in mystery These are the stories of Jaster Rogue Galaxy Destiny, heavily shrouded in mystery These are the stories of Jaster Rogue Galaxy (Verse 2) I am Jaster from Rosa, a pirate not a poser Travel in my Pirate Ship to Zerard and I'll show you Got my homie Zegram with a weapon so flawless Just like Juraika, Kisala is gorgeous It's a whole new world, different dimension (Yeah that's right girl) x 4 It's a whole new world, different dimension (Stop rock and roll gimme that control, Rogue Galaxy) (Chorus) Destiny, heavily shrouded in mystery These are the stories of Jaster Rogue Galaxy Destiny, heavily shrouded in mystery These are the stories of Jaster Rogue Galaxy Destiny, heavily shrouded in mystery These are the stories of Jaster Rogue Galaxy Destiny, heavily shrouded in mystery These are the stories of Jaster Rogue Galaxy
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すべての美しい女の子へ

The Rob$tar presents:

A Japanese-esce, anime inspired album about some of my favourite Japanese Role Playing Games and whatever I've been watching lately.

I conceived the idea for this album while living on the Gold Coast of Australia when I came across an OTAKU shop in the middle of the Southport Mall which sold many cool Anime toys, clothing and Mythological weaponry.

I hope Senpai Notices me now.....

I would like to thank Boo & Jolene. You two keep me inspired. (You two ain't listening to this album until you're both 16+.

Big ups to Ise Trey for the feature & everyone else who bothers to read this & download the album.

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released December 31, 2016

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The Rob$tar Hamilton, New Zealand

The Rob$tar is an Award Winning Crap Rapper/Nerdcore artist hailing from NEW ZEALAND.

What started off as a joke, turned into an even bigger joke.

Instead of rapping about bitches and hoes, The Rob$tar raps about video games, movies and the inability to get laid.
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