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(Verse 1 - Rob$tar)
Spend most of my time online
In a digital world
In a place that is mine
What a wonderful world
In a place where i can escape my misery
Play my games then charge my batteries
Coz lets face it
There's hatred
Human interactions kinda overrated
I know i know
Kinda weird
That I prefer to hang with homies on the battlefield
But im a bit introvert
Who raps about shit that relates 2 nerds (ho)
Oh shit. thats awesome dude
Spreading the internet with all my nudes
Pirating movies
Spreading the boobies
Getting rather nauseous from all the grooving
(Chorus)
I'm online
All the time
Internet saved my life
I'm online
All the time
Internet saved my life
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(Verse 1 - Rob$tar)
(Yo) I'm sittin here reminiscing wit ma ps4
Got tekken 7, I'm in heaven, and it's wonderful
I'm taken back, to the ironfist tournament 2
Back in 96 when I was just a lil dude
Here we go, back for the seventh time
Devil Jin, let's battle online
It's time, to d-d-d-define
What made my youth so sublime
Now then, select your fighter
Akuma raging demon
From Street Fighter
(Chorus - TayZ)
Stop right there and imagine
The greatest story ever, baby
Once here beside me
And I'm not thinkin bout the Nightmares baby
Not far to go, let me change your mind
Stop right there and imagine
The greatest story ever, baby
Once here beside me
And I'm not thinkin bout the Nightmares baby
Not far to go, let me change your mind
(Verse 2 - Rob$tar)
Battles have waged
People have fallen
I'm coming back with a vengeance, so just be really cautious
Heihachi Mishima, Kazuya, gon beat ya
Dragon Uppercut to the face, Akuma's back, Let's play.
Is this the end? The final encounter?
Face my Mitsurugi 'gains your Asuka Kazama
And I been practicing all night man, trust me
Paul Phoenix the controller, concussion!!!
(Chorus - TayZ)
Stop right there and imagine
The greatest story ever, baby
Once here beside me
And I'm not thinkin bout the Nightmares baby
Not far to go, let me change your mind
Stop right there and imagine
The greatest story ever, baby
Once here beside me
And I'm not thinkin bout the Nightmares baby
Not far to go, let me change your mind
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I'M A WEEB
02:18
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FREESTYLE (Feat. TEMZ)
02:31
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The Rob$tar Hamilton, New Zealand
The Rob$tar is an Award Winning Crap Rapper/Nerdcore artist hailing from NEW
ZEALAND.
What started off as a joke, turned into an even bigger joke.
Instead of rapping about bitches and hoes, The Rob$tar raps about video games, movies and the inability to get laid.
... more
The Rob$tar recommends:
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The Concept Album Mixtape EP
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